Piranha 3-D is
a ridiculous gore-o-rama fish story that falls completely flat
in terms of characters and dumb dialog.
Sometimes horror fans just want to see
something totally insane. They got that.
For me, the piranha fish steal the show
by using the girls gone wild for fish food.
Spring break, girls gone wilder, and hungry
prehistoric fish -- all in 3-D.
What else is there to say?
More thriller than horror (minus the tension)
with some fun cameos, P3-D is a typical end-of-the-summer
It's loud, gory, and certainly no classic.
Just when you thought it was safe to go
to a wet t-shirt contest . . .
The problem I had with this R-rated summer
B movie is that it's everything you'd expect from a horror flick
with a title like Piranha 3-D.
First of all, the filmmakers try to cram
too much spring break garbage into one movie.
There are countless blood bath deaths,
unnecessary nudity, and corny dialog that's beyond lame.
In other words, there is no redeeming value
to this fishy, ridiculous, bloody satire.