THE
BARBERSHOP
MOVIE REVIEW This
week's reviewed movie is:
Breaking Dawn Part 1 (Twilight Saga)
GENE
SNICK
GORDY
BREAKING DAWN PART
1 (TWILIGHT SAGA)
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The downside to being a vampire married to a human reveals
they can't safely make their marriage work.
Guilt and sexual tension torment the honeymooners;
punishing her when she gets pregnant after a few
minutes of passion and a fast growing monster fetus
threatens her life.
These
Twilight series are not movies; they are
cult for young teens who will follow and devour
every one.
Well, only one film left and the sun will finally
set on the Twilight.
Us non-fans will just howl along with the
werewolves.
I'd like to say how much
this film sucks, but I'm afraid it might be
misinterppeted as a compliment!
Yes, it's the beginning of the end for Twi-fans,
complete with a bad script, wooden acting, terrible
pacing, and of course, the worst CGI EVER!
Now, this might actually appeal to diehard fans --
personally, I lost several thousand brain cells
during my viewing.
I can't wait for part two. (Maybe I'll find some of
them!)
After three episodes of the Twilight movies, the beginning of
the end begins with the 4th and final two
installments of the franchise,
Breaking Dawn. (part one and two).
Part 1 feels not quite the same.
From the start of the film, it seems more grown up
and assured, which is important because the
romance/fantasy drama is about to take some strange,
weird, and surprising twists; forcing it up into an
area far more bizarre than any of the earlier
vampire episodes.
I liked the way the filmmakers finally made
something happen.
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